Students suspended for wearing Confederate flag to school

"Confederate Rebel Flag" by William Porcher Miles (1822-1899)(Vector graphics image by Crotalus horridus)This vector image was created with Inkscape. - SVG adapted from this image. Licensed under Public Domain via Commons -

Despite never having historically represented the Confederacy as a country nor officially recognized as one of the national flags, it is commonly referred to as “the Confederate Flag” and has become a widely recognized symbol of the American South.

Students in Maple Valley, WA, Charleston, SC, Canyon County, ID, and elsewhere are finding that they can get in trouble for displaying the Confederate flag.

If you support the Tinker decision — and we do — then you have to support the right of these kids to wear or wave a Confederate flag.

Man On Beach Takes Down Drone By Throwing T-Shirt At It, Ends Up In Jail

A Southern California man’s relaxing day at the beach came to an unpleasant conclusion this week. After taking down a drone that was hovering over his group of friends by throwing his T-shirt at it, Augustine Lehecka found himself behind bars at the Vista County jail, the San Diego Union-Tribune reported.

If some asshole’s drone were hovering over me or outside my window, I’d want to knock it down, too.

On the other hand, laser pointers are being used to distract airplane pilots. You can report incidents to the FAA, but they haven’t been able to do shit about it so far. Maybe the drone operators could put their toys to some socially-useful purpose and track down the laser-pointer guys?

Source: Man On Beach Takes Down Drone By Throwing T-Shirt At It, Ends Up In Jail

Donald Trump is winning over women in key primary states, polls show

Trump leads Republican field in New Hampshire and South Carolina with polls show strong backing from evangelical Christians and women

Perhaps women are tired of the sensitive Alan Alda types and want what Joanie Sommers sang about many years ago:

Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had
I want a brave man, I want a cave man
Johnny, show me that you care, really care for me

Source: Donald Trump is winning over women in key primary states, polls show

Read more: Fabares Shelley – Johnny Get Angry Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Coverup! Cuomo sends State Police to Times Square to stop bare nipples

In a naked attempt to show up Mayor de Blasio, NYS Governor Andrew “Whackadoodle” Cuomo sent the state cops to Times Square to prevent women from exposing their nipples.

You can commit any crime you want in the city without Cuomo batting an eyelash, but if you show off your nips (it’s legal, by the way), Cuomo will call out the cavalry.

Source: NYS police attempt to crackdown on naked painted ladies

Mayor De Blasio and Governor Cuomo are crazy for nipples!

Mayor de Blasio on Thursday floated the idea of tearing up the popular pedestrian plaza to rid the area of the topless painted ladies.

“I believe this activity is illegal. I believe it is infringing on legitimate businesses. I believe it is infringing on the investment that the state and the city made in the 42nd Street area, and I believe it has to be stopped. I believe it is illegal. I believe we have to enforce the law and clean it up and we will.”  — Governor Andrew Cuomo

Source: De Blasio idea: Eliminating Times Square pedestrian plazas

Source: Topless Women Are Bringing Back the ‘Bad Old Times Square’

Senator Lindsey Graham opposes “Citizenship from Birth”; BiteMe agrees.

 “We can’t just have people swimming across the river having children here — that’s chaos.” — Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina

We’re pleased to endorse Graham’s proposal to roll back the 14th amendment so that it only applies to white people. But we expect the honorable gentleman from South Carolina to be the first to provide proof that his ancestors came here legally.

Source: Citizenship From Birth Is Challenged on the Right – The New York Times

Oath Keepers plan to arm 50 black Ferguson demonstrators with AR-15 rifles and dare cops to shoot

The Oath Keepers are an anti-government group that claims they’re defending the U.S. Constitution. Big whoop.

But when they announce that they will arm blacks in Ferguson, Missouri, that’s when I get interested. Apparently they believe that the Second Amendment is not just for white people.

Source: Oath Keepers plan to arm 50 black Ferguson demonstrators with AR-15 rifles and dare cops to shoot

Making things better for cops and citizens

The Bitemaster is a huge fan of both the pro-police TV show “Cops” and the anti-police website “Photography is Not a Crime.” Trying to harmonize the two, here’s what he’s come up with:

  1. We need a law that says if you want to record the police, you have to stay 25 feet away. I figure that any closer and the police have reason to think you’re going to interfere with or endanger them.
  2. Police shouldn’t be allowed to order someone to “turn around and put your hands behind your back” without first saying “you’re under arrest.” Once you hear that you’re under arrest, you’re on notice that resisting is illegal.
  3. Police shouldn’t be allowed to say “you’re not under arrest, you’re just being detained.” That’s bullshit. If you’re not free to go, you’re entitled to the constitutional protections of an arrestee — including Miranda warnings, legal representation, and the right to remain silent.
  4. Police officers who aren’t in uniform shouldn’t be allowed to make arrests. A prudent person seeing someone in mufti with a gun has every reason to fear he’s being robbed — even if the gun-toter claims he or she is a police officer.
  5. I think “stop and frisk” is both unconstitutional and ineffective. But if we have to use it, we should give every person stopped $100. That way, people will say, “I was hassled by the cops again today, but at least I got $100 out of it.”
  6. If you say “fuck you” to a cop without provocation, they should be allowed to smack you around. Police are ordinary human beings, not paragons of virtue.
  7. We should enact a Riot Act, wherein public officials could give a crowd an hour to disperse or face arrest.
  8. Police officers — and everyone else — should be prosecuted when they commit perjury.
  9. If police officers commit a crime, prosecute and jail them. But leave their pensions alone.

This list is neither perfect nor exhaustive. But I think it’s a step towards clarifying the interactions between the police and the citizenry, both of whom need to operate without keeping a constitutional lawyer on call.