“The essential website that nobody reads.”

“Spewing bile since 2012”

“Someone on the Internet is wrong!”

“Documenting human folly. It’s taking longer than we thought.”

“America’s Finest Tertiary News Source.”

“All your posts are belong to us.”

“Believe nothing you hear in a 30-second TV ad.”

“Fair and Balanced. Yeah, right.”

“We do the thinking so you don’t have to.”

“Democrats screw you because they’re idiots. Republicans screw you because they like screwing you.”

“This is a non-profit blog. We just didn’t plan it that way.”

“Defending the indefensible.”

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, I have others.”

“We are committed to comforting the comfortable and afflicting the afflicted. Or was it the other way around?”

“Biteme.ME: where smart people gather to cause trouble.”

Got this from Tony Cultreri. Don’t know where he got it from.

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