The Satanic Temple has launched a campaign seeking a religious exemption from certain anti-abortion laws that attempt to dissuade women from ending a pregnancy. In light of the Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision, the group says they have deeply held beliefs about bodily autonomy and scientific accuracy, and those beliefs are violated by state-level “informed consent” laws that rely on misleading information about abortion risks.
Normally, we think atheists and satanists are dicks. But apparently the Satanic Temple once held a rally in support of Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) for approving a bill that allows prayer in public schools, saying they’re glad the new policy will allow children to pray to Satan. Ouch!
via Satanists Demand Religious Exemption From Abortion Restrictions, Cite Hobby Lobby Ruling | ThinkProgress.
Thanks to Slate for providing us with this handy Middle East Friendship Chart:
The Middle East Friendship Chart.
Perspectives on Politics, an academic journal, is planning to publish a paper on whether elites, interest groups or average citizens exert the most influence on American policy.
The paper is too long for the Bitemaster to comprehend (that’s why he relies so heavily on Fox “News”) but apparently it concludes that wealthy Americans have the most influence on government policy, while the rest of us schlubs have next to no influence.
This is not good news for those of us who actually like democracy, but was cause for widespread snickering over at RT.COM.
via Oligarchy, not democracy: Americans have ‘near-zero’ input on policy – report — RT USA.
Longtime reader of Biteme.me know that we aren’t big fans of The New York Times. The Times’ accuracy is vastly overrated, its readers are often too lazy to think for themselves, and there are no comics.
But sometimes The Gray Lady surprises.
A recent example is the devastating exposé of NY Governor Cuomo’s meddling with the ethics commission he appointed to investigate corruption in state government. In it, The Times laid out in great detail the governor’s lies, how he bullied the commission to make sure they stayed away from his contributors, and how he disbanded the commission as soon as he thought he could get away with it.
Kudos to The Times for telling this sordid tale.
Cuomo’s Office Hobbled Ethics Inquiries by Moreland Commission – NYTimes.com.
Security researcher Jonathan Zdziarski has revealed that personal data including text messages, contact lists and photos can be extracted from iPhones by Apple Inc employees, through previously unpublicized techniques. Now that Zdziarski has let the cat out of the bag, Apple has admitted that he’s right.
via Apple May Be Spying On You Through Your iPhone.
Apparently Wikipedia administrators recently blocked computers at the U.S. House of Representatives from editing the cybercyclopedia because House employees were engaging in “disruptive editing.”
For example, someone changed the biography of former U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to describe him as an “alien lizard who eats Mexican babies.” What part is not accurate? That he’s an alien? That he’s a lizard? Or that he eats Mexican babies?
Inquiring minds want to know.
via Wikipedia Blocks U.S. House Computers Over ‘Disruptive Editing’.
The Bitemaster was surfing around the Web when he came across this article from 2010:
Ukrainian Carding King ‘Maksik’ Was Lured to Arrest | Threat Level | WIRED.
In short, Maksym Yastremskiy, a Ukrainian who is alleged to have sold millions of dollars worth of stolen credit and debit card information, was caught following a “sneak-and-peek” search of his laptop while he was traveling through Dubai.
Fans of BITEME well know that we don’t like government — or Google, for that matter — snooping through people’s stuff. But how the hell do we catch the big time thieves without some serious privacy invasion?
On another note, the article notes that 143 million credit and debit card records were stolen in 2009. With numbers that high, how will the credit card companies survive? Perhaps by getting us to switch to debit cards, which have less protection against loss or fraud.
Apparently, German photographer Peter Kaaden had a picture of a naked statue from the Louvre yanked from Facebook, so he’s now created a whole series of pictures of nude statues, each with their erogenous zones carefully redacted. Click the link to see. Don’t worry — they’re Safe for Work!
Artist Hilariously Censors The Louvre’s Nude Statues For Facebook (SFW!).
Maybe those states are full of crazed gun nuts. Or maybe they just have very careful drivers.
Mikeb302000: 14 States Can Now Boast of More Gun Deaths than Car Deaths.
Michael Potter, CEO of Eden Foods, said through his attorney:
“In accordance with his Catholic faith, Potter believes that any action which either before, at the moment of, or after sexual intercourse, is specifically intended to prevent procreation, whether as an end or means — including abortifacients and contraception — is wrong.”
Eden Foods’ Hobby Lobby-esque Birth Control Fight Sparks Boycott.