A Florida fourth-grader was mocked for his homemade University of Tennessee T-shirt on his school’s “college colors” day ― so the university made it into an official design. It sold so fast that their website crashed.
Source: Bullies Laughed At This Boy’s DIY College Shirt. It’s Now An Official Design. | HuffPost
“For any other governor in America, this would be earth-shattering,” Cynthia Nixon said on Friday of the corruption conviction of Alain E. Kaloyeros. “But in Andrew Cuomo’s Albany, it was just a Thursday.” https://nyti.ms/2ulJvEA https://twitter.com/NYTMetro/status/1017922651136970753/photo/1
Sanofi’s sleeping pill Ambien has a long list of potential side effects, from dizziness to diarrhea to a midnight food binge. Racism is not among them, the French drugmaker said on Wednesday.
Sanofi responded after Roseanne Barr blamed “Ambien tweeting” for a racial slur against former Obama administration adviser Valerie Jarrett.
“While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.”
Source: Sanofi to Roseanne: Racism Not Among Ambien’s Side Effects – Bloomberg
Michael R. Caputo, Republican political consultant and friend of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, on what it’s like to be grilled by Mueller’s team of attorneys:
“They weren’t pulling any punches, I don’t think I’m going to be friending them on Facebook any time soon.”
Source: ‘It’s all about collusion’: Former Trump adviser details interview with special counsel’s team – ABC News
Poor Administrator Scott Pruitt. He’s been under fire for his corrupt practices at the EPA. Fortunately, Ted Lieu has sprung to his defense in a recent tweet:
Dear @: Dem wave continues to get stronger. So now I’m thinking, please don’t fire @. He’s such a great symbol of the corruption and fraud, waste & abuse in your Administration.
Can you please do more toxic rallies & bring Pruitt with you? Thanks. https://us/982628769184829441 …
After President Trump called Colin Kaepernick (and other athletes who have protested against racial injustice) “that son of a bitch,” Teresa Kaepernick, Colin’s mom, fired back: “Guess that makes me a proud bitch!”
Source: Colin Kaepernick’s mom fires back at Donald Trump’s criticism of national anthem protests
Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” a porn video; later Cruz said it was a mistake resulting from a “staffing issue.” Sure, tell me another one.
In response, Jimmy Kimmel explained that ‘Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without health care.’ Burn! (Watch the Kimmel video here: Kimmel Reveals What Ted Cruz Really Masturbates to: ‘Poor People Without Health Care’ (Video).
Cory Chase, the actress in the porn video, says that Cruz “pirated that video. He should have paid Reality Kings for a subscription.” Double burn!
Nicki says: “I’m 87 years old and the only thing that doesn’t hurt is my artificial hip.”
Mr Mild says: “I have an idea for American Ninja Warriors — Senior Edition. Four guys in their 70s sit in chairs. After 5 minutes, the one who can get up without saying Ow! gets 10 points.”