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Atheist comedian Patton Oswalt sticks it to Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins
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“I feel, as an atheist, about people like Richard Dawkins and Bill Maher the way that Christians must feel about Fred Phelps.”
via Patton Oswalt to Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins: It’s OK to be an atheist, but not to be a jerk.
US Marshals will get their man
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Speaking of his expectation that the Marshals will find and capture fugitive Paul Ceglia, U.S. Marshal Charles F. Salina said. “He’s got to get lucky every day. We’ve got to get lucky once.”
via Facebook fraud suspect on the lam; family, dog also missing – Houston Chronicle.
Weekly World News Editor-in-Chief explains journalistic standards
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“When a housewife spots Elvis at a Burger King in Kalamazoo that’s not necessarily news. The larger question is, ‘what exactly did he order?’” — Neil McGinness, Editor-in-Chief of the Weekly World News.
via Bat Boy, Hillary Clinton’s Alien Baby, and a Tabloid’s Glorious Legacy — The Atlantic.
Lyon County Sheriff Al McNeil makes sense
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“This is rural Nevada, and every home has a gun. My biggest concern [about teens escaping from the local juvenile rehabilitation center] is one of these kids will go into a house at 2 a.m., and there will be a farmer or a rancher there — and we’ll have a fatal shooting. In Nevada, that would be a justifiable homicide, but nobody wants to see that,” he added.
via Uprising at juvenile camp leads sheriff to call for changes – seattlepi.com.
Nigeria-based writer trolls ‘measles-ravaged country America’ on Twitter
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Our thoughts are also with the measles-ravaged country America. I hope we are screening them before they come to Africa. [from Elnathan John, a writer and lawyer living in Abuja, Nigeria]
via Nigeria-based writer trolls ‘measles-ravaged country America’ on Twitter.
U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara on Albany’s culture of corruption:
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“We are not looking to criminalize ordinary politics, nor are we demanding that elected officials be virtuous or vice-free.
“If you want to send an inappropriate tweet, knock yourself out. Just try not to steal our money.”
via Skelos being investigated next by Bharara: report – NY Daily News.
We get letters . . .
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This just in from Matthew Leone, in response to our inviting him to blog here at BITEME.ME:
A thousand thanks for considering me, BiteMaster! Let me expand and work up my fury to significant levels before I commit to contributing, as I will otherwise doubtlessly downgrade your masterful site.
Terrorism in Fargo, ND
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“Homeland Security gave $8 million to Fargo to fight terrorism in Fargo, North Dakota,” Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) told NBC News. “And I say if the terrorists get to Fargo, we might as well give up.”
via Jay Nixon on possibility of controversial Ferguson cop being charged – CBS News.
Ted Nugent in characteristic rant
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“I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America.”
via Ted Nugent, pre-campaign trail: Obama’s a ‘subhuman mongrel’ – Washington Times.