“Donald Trump is a fucking idiot”
Source: Lindsey Graham has profane meltdown during William Barr testimony – Palmer Report
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“For any other governor in America, this would be earth-shattering,” Cynthia Nixon said on Friday of the corruption conviction of Alain E. Kaloyeros. “But in Andrew Cuomo’s Albany, it was just a Thursday.” https://nyti.ms/2ulJvEA https://twitter.com/NYTMetro/status/1017922651136970753/photo/1
Drugmaker Sanofi trolls Roseanne Barr
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Sanofi’s sleeping pill Ambien has a long list of potential side effects, from dizziness to diarrhea to a midnight food binge. Racism is not among them, the French drugmaker said on Wednesday.
Sanofi responded after Roseanne Barr blamed “Ambien tweeting” for a racial slur against former Obama administration adviser Valerie Jarrett.
“While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.”
Source: Sanofi to Roseanne: Racism Not Among Ambien’s Side Effects – Bloomberg
Quote of the Day: Michael R. Caputo
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Michael R. Caputo, Republican political consultant and friend of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, on what it’s like to be grilled by Mueller’s team of attorneys:
“They weren’t pulling any punches, I don’t think I’m going to be friending them on Facebook any time soon.”
Colin Kaepernick’s mom fires back
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After President Trump called Colin Kaepernick (and other athletes who have protested against racial injustice) “that son of a bitch,” Teresa Kaepernick, Colin’s mom, fired back: “Guess that makes me a proud bitch!”
Source: Colin Kaepernick’s mom fires back at Donald Trump’s criticism of national anthem protests
Quotes from friends
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Nicki says: “I’m 87 years old and the only thing that doesn’t hurt is my artificial hip.”
Mr Mild says: “I have an idea for American Ninja Warriors — Senior Edition. Four guys in their 70s sit in chairs. After 5 minutes, the one who can get up without saying Ow! gets 10 points.”
The earth is flat!
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In the 92nd episode of The Big Podcast with Shaq, Shaquille O’Neal claimed that the Earth was flat by citing evidence that when he drives from Florida to California “this shit is flat to me” and that China is not “under us”
Elizabeth Warren on Donald Trump . . .
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Donald Trump is so afraid that he is going to lose to a girl that he is sweating right through his cheap-quality Trump ‘Made in China’ suit.
Source: Elizabeth Warren is set to hit the campaign trail in Pennsylvania
P.J. O’Rourke explains his endorsement of Hillary Clinton
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“She’s wrong about absolutely everything, but she’s wrong within normal parameters.”
Source: P.J. O’Rourke hate-endorses Hillary Clinton on NPR quiz show
Gilbert Gottfried Says Trump Is ‘Hitler Without the Warmth’
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Gottfried was surprised when the GOP candidate’s momentum didn’t peter out.
Source: Comedian Gilbert Gottfried Says Trump Is ‘Hitler Without The Warmth’