Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum encouraged viewers to Google him in Thursday’s undercard Republican presidential debate, an unfortunate choice of words that reminded many of his search engine woes fueled by sex columnist Dan Savage.
Is Rick Santorum the stupid candidate or is Rick Santorum the totally insane candidate? It’s getting so that I can’t keep track of the Republicans anymore.
Source: Twitter Melts Down When Rick Santorum Urges: ‘Go And Google’ Me
Under Cruz’s plan . . .
you’d have moderators that were trying to help conservatives make a decision who’s going to be the best and strongest conservative to represent us and win, who is the proven conservative, the consistent conservative.
It actually sounds like an interesting idea. But the Bitemaster thinks they should go one better. Conservatives throughout the country should elect non-aligned delegates to a convention; at the convention the delegates would hear from the aspiring candidates and select the party’s candidate for President.
“There’s lawlessness in this country. The president encourages this lawlessness. Encourages it . . . by his own rhetoric. He does not support the police, he doesn’t back up the police. He justifies Black Lives Matter. . . . I don’t believe that movement should be justified when they’re calling for the murder of police officers.”
Remember when Christie was a rational Republican? It seems like such a long time ago.
Source: Chris Christie: Black Lives Matter wants to ‘murder’ police officers and Obama ‘encourages it’
Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-Miami) thinks that Donald Trump’s bombastic presidential campaign may be a Democratic plot to make the Republican Party look bad.
The staff here at the BiteCastle loves conspiracy theories like this, but we’re wondering if Curbelo really thinks there are Democrats or Leftists smart enough to pull that off.
Source: Florida Republican: Donald Trump is a Democratic plot to make GOP look stupid
Here at Biteme.Me, we love Jesse Ventura. He’s outspoken and he’s funny. Sure, he’s sometimes an asshole, but so are we . . . and so are you.
Source: Watch Jesse Ventura destroy GOP candidates one by one: ‘Nobody has told Mike Huckabee sex is fun’
Republicans, furious over the Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality, have vowed to make gay marriage the centerpiece of their 2016 campaign efforts. Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, announced today, “we’re taking this issue to the people and will use it to make certain that Barack Obama does not get a third term.”
Source: Governors vow to fight SCOTUS ruling on gay marriage – NY Daily News
The U.S. Supreme Court has handed President Obama another major victory regarding his signature health care law.
Republicans made sure to disembowel the Affordable Care Act before they passed it, then they tried to defund it, weaken it and repeal it. They tried mocking it by calling it Obamacare. They forced poor Mitt Romney to back away from his signature Massachusetts legislation that was the precursor to Obamacare. They lied about it over and over. They used it to try and defeat President Obama’s reelection. They opposed it in every state legislature, denying coverage to millions who needed it. They fought it through the courts.
After a five-year full-court press, they lost in the Supreme Court.
They could have spent that time trying to fix the law’s defects but chose instead to screw Americans out of healthcare coverage.
Fuck them.
Source: Supreme Court rules in favor of Obamacare subsidies – NY Daily News
Donald Trump says “I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”
Today, shortly after Donald Trump announced his candidacy for President of the United States, the Editorial Board of the Biteme Gazette announced that it has endorsed Mr. Trump.
Editor-in-Chief James “Junior” Biteman said, “We are proud to be the first major news outlet to get behind the Trump campaign. No one embodies the American Dream like Donald Trump — the dream of some day having so much money that you can tell the whole world to go fuck themselves.”
At his recent announcement, Trump laid out some of his major policy objectives:
“I would do various things very quickly. I would repeal and replace the big lie, Obamacare.”
“I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”
“I will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons.”
“I’m really rich.”
The Democratic National Committee responded to Trump’s announcement with a statement: “Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days. He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward to hearing more about his ideas for the nation.”
