Drugmaker Sanofi trolls Roseanne Barr

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Sanofi’s sleeping pill Ambien has a long list of potential side effects, from dizziness to diarrhea to a midnight food binge. Racism is not among them, the French drugmaker said on Wednesday.

Sanofi responded after Roseanne Barr blamed “Ambien tweeting” for a racial slur against former Obama administration adviser Valerie Jarrett.

“While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.”

Source: Sanofi to Roseanne: Racism Not Among Ambien’s Side Effects – Bloomberg

Quote of the Day: Michael R. Caputo

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Michael R. Caputo, Republican political consultant and friend of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, on what it’s like to be grilled by Mueller’s team of attorneys:

“They weren’t pulling any punches, I don’t think I’m going to be friending them on Facebook any time soon.”

Source: ‘It’s all about collusion’: Former Trump adviser details interview with special counsel’s team – ABC News

Rep. Ted Lieu (D-Calif.) BURNS Scott Pruitt

Poor Administrator Scott Pruitt. He’s been under fire for his corrupt practices at the EPA. Fortunately, Ted Lieu has sprung to his defense in a recent tweet:

Dear @realDonaldTrump: Dem wave continues to get stronger. So now I’m thinking, please don’t fire @EPAScottPruitt. He’s such a great symbol of the corruption and fraud, waste & abuse in your Administration.

Can you please do more toxic rallies & bring Pruitt with you? Thanks. https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/982628769184829441 

Colin Kaepernick’s mom fires back

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After President Trump called Colin Kaepernick (and other athletes who have protested against racial injustice) “that son of a bitch,” Teresa Kaepernick, Colin’s mom, fired back: “Guess that makes me a proud bitch!”

Source: Colin Kaepernick’s mom fires back at Donald Trump’s criticism of national anthem protests

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals What Ted Cruz Really Masturbates to: ‘Poor People Without Health Care’

Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” a porn video; later Cruz said it was a mistake resulting from a “staffing issue.” Sure, tell me another one.

In response, Jimmy Kimmel explained that ‘Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without health care.’ Burn! (Watch the Kimmel video here: Kimmel Reveals What Ted Cruz Really Masturbates to: ‘Poor People Without Health Care’ (Video).

Cory Chase, the actress in the porn video, says that Cruz “pirated that video. He should have paid Reality Kings for a subscription.” Double burn!

Quotes from friends

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Nicki says: “I’m 87 years old and the only thing that doesn’t hurt is my artificial hip.”

Mr Mild says: “I have an idea for American Ninja Warriors — Senior Edition. Four guys in their 70s sit in chairs. After  5 minutes, the one who can get up without saying Ow! gets 10 points.”

With cameras banned, CNN sends sketch artist to White House briefing

http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/23/media/white-house-press-briefing-sketch-artist/index.html?sr=twCNN062317white-house-press-briefing-sketch-artist0735PMVODtopPhotos&linkId=39041337

Good one! Though the Bitemaster thinks the White House press corps should disband. Desk jockeys back in the newsroom can read and fact-check the tweets and faxes just as well.