Following Supreme Court decision on gay marriage, disestablisment gains traction in Mississippi

Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that same-sex couples have a right to marry, some state officials are looking into opting out of issuing marriage licenses entirely. Republican Mississippi state Rep. Andy Gipson, the chairman of the state house judiciary committee, told the Clarion-Ledger that the state is looking into eliminating state marriage licenses. “One of the options that other states have looked at is removing the state marriage license requirement,” he said. “We will be researching what options there are. I personally can see pros and cons to that. I don’t know if it would be better to have no marriage certificate sponsored by the state or not. But it’s an option out there to be considered.”

Source: Mississippi Lawmaker Floats Getting Rid Of Marriage Licenses Altogether

Biteme to GOP: Fuck you

The U.S. Supreme Court has handed President Obama another major victory regarding his signature health care law.

Republicans made sure to disembowel the Affordable Care Act before they passed it, then they tried to defund it, weaken it and repeal it. They tried mocking it by calling it Obamacare. They forced poor Mitt Romney to back away from his signature Massachusetts legislation that was the precursor to Obamacare. They lied about it over and over. They used it to try and defeat President Obama’s reelection. They opposed it in every state legislature, denying coverage to millions who needed it. They fought it through the courts.

After a five-year full-court press, they lost in the Supreme Court.

They could have spent that time trying to fix the law’s defects but chose instead to screw Americans out of healthcare coverage.

Fuck them.

Source: Supreme Court rules in favor of Obamacare subsidies – NY Daily News

Idaho Republicans want public schools to use the Bible as a science and law textbook

Here is the language, in pertinent part:

Be it further resolved, that the Idaho County Republican Central Committee encourages the Idaho legislature to draft and support a bill stating that the Bible is expressly permitted to be used in Idaho public schools for reference purposes to further the study of literature, comparative religion, English and foreign languages, U.S. and world history, comparative government, law, philosophy, ethics, astronomy, biology, world geography, archaeology, music, sociology, and other topics of study where an understanding of the Bible may be useful or relevant.

It’s odd that the good burghers of Idaho left mathematics off their list. After all, 1 Kings 7:23 definitively gives the value of pi as 3. None of that bullshit “trillion digits of pi.” Ignoring the Bible on that would be irrational.

Source: Idaho Republicans: Public schools should use the Bible as a science and law textbook

It’s a federal crime to delete incriminating evidence from your computer

Yup, you can be prosecuted under the Sarbanes-Oxley Act for clearing your browser history. In other words, according to the feds, you have an affirmative duty to preserve evidence that could later be used against you.

Unless you have something to hide, this is not a problem. But it would make compliance much easier if the government would just provide cloud storage for all our data.

Source: You Can Be Prosecuted for Clearing Your Browser History | The Nation

Cf.: Call the NSA for email backup

Change.org petition raises serious question about Caitlyn Jenner’s Olympic medal

A recent petition at Change.org asks the International Olympic Committee to revoke Caitlyn Jenner’s gold medals, arguing that she didn’t qualify to compete as a man if she identified as a woman.

Of course Raw Story mocks the petition, but I think a real issue is being raised here: What makes one male or female?

  • external sexual characteristics
  • chromosomes
  • self-identification
  • something else

If self-identification is the standard and Jenner always identified as a woman, shouldn’t she have to give the medals back?

If self-identification is the standard, wasn’t Mike Huckabee right when he said boys could claim to be transwomen and go into the girls’ locker rooms?

If chromosomes are the standard, what right did Renee Clark have to compete against women in tennis?

If external sexual characteristics are the standard, then it would be clear that people who look like women because of androgen insensitivity (in spite of being genetically male), really are women.

In the face of all this confusion, the Bitemaster sets forth his progressive proposal: get rid of gender distinctions altogether.

  • No more women’s and men’s sports — players would be selected solely on merit
  • No more “marriage is between a man and a woman” — it would be between any two consenting adults
  • No more “women get paid less than men” — people get paid what they’re worth in the free market
  • No more Men’s and Women’s bathrooms, locker rooms, or changing rooms — everything would be unisex
  • No more “women’s clothing stores” — everyone would be free to buy a dress if they like and dresses would be available in tall sizes with broad shoulders as well as shorter sizes with more room across the chest and hips.

It will take some getting used to, but change is never easy.

Source: Petition seeks to strip Caitlyn Jenner of Olympic medal

Thanks to the Supreme Court, you can stalk your ex-wife online!

In the recent ELONIS v. UNITED STATES decision, the Supremes have decided that it’s ok to threaten people as long as you don’t actually kill them. This is great news for Internet trolls, creeps, and psychos everywhere. But somehow I doubt that it will help you if you threaten the President or, for that matter, Supreme Court justices.

Source: What You Need To Know About The Supreme Court’s Ruling In Favor Of A Terrible Internet Troll | ThinkProgress

The Most Dangerous Game: In NYC, you can kill someone for only $500

Nine-year-old Cooper Stock was crossing West End Avenue with the light, in the crosswalk, and had the right of way. The taxi that hit and killed him was speeding. The penalty for the cabdriver was a $500 fine.

In New York City, they joke that people on foot aren’t “pedestrians,” they’re “practice targets.” In Cooper’s case, it was tragically true.

Comment: Traffic-Ticket Justice | Manhattan, New York, NY | Local News.

If you use a pharmacy in Georgia, better hope the pharmacist isn’t a Christian Scientist

Georgia pharmacists can refuse to fill prescriptions that violate their conscience, so it’s best to grill your pharmacist in advance about what prescriptions they’re willing to fill, so you don’t get caught without your pain pills, chemotherapy meds, contraceptives, or nitroglycerin.

Letting the government mess with the practice of pharmacy sure is a mixed blessing.

Walmart uses Georgia ‘conscience clause’ to refuse woman’s miscarriage treatment.

Obama won’t let defendants cross-examine the tech used to arrest them

The Feds have given your local police department some nifty tech to track where you and your cellphone are at all times. However, the device, called “Hailstorm,” comes with strings attached:

. . . the Obama administration has aggressively tried to keep [details about Hailstorm] secret. Citing security reasons, the government has intervened in routine state public-records cases and criminal trials, and has advised police not to disclose details. . . .

The Hailstorm, made by Florida-based Harris Corp., can sweep up cellphone subscriber-identity data by tricking phones into thinking it’s a cell tower. That data is then transmitted to the police, allowing them to locate a phone without the user even making a call or sending a text message.

All I can say is that I want to get me one of these things! Installed in the BiteCastle’s Security Office, it will enable me to know where every BiteMe employee is 24/7.

Baltimore police use secret cell phone surveillance tech – NY Daily News.

[Edited 12-27-2017 to add:] NB: The first such product on the market was the Stingray from Harris Corporation (Remember Harris-Intertype? Same guys.). But other similar products can be found under names such as Kingfish, Amberjack, and Hailstorm.