Dear Bitemaster: Where can I go and shoot off my pistol in a church without getting in trouble?
Answer: Get thee to the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament in Altoona, PA. But keep in mind that
- The gun must be legal
- You must try to hide the gun after you fire it
- You must fire immediately before or after genuflecting.
Legal gun owner shoots self kneeling at Easter Mass and hides weapon — but no charges filed.
It turns out that gunplay at Pennsylvania churches is becoming common: