Santorum: Gingrich is right

Hello again folks, the Hounds are out for blood again. As you loyal readers know, we here at Biteme.me rarely let slip the Hounds of Hell. We only let me out of my cage when something particularly egregious happens.

 

“What brought out the Hounds this time?” you ask? Ah, allow me to enlighten you.

 

Rick Santorum, in his long established goal of trying to sound like as much of a deluded psychopath as his opponent Newt Gingrich, has decided that the best way to achieve this goal is to agree with Newt on various topics. In this case, Santorum has decided to join Gingrich in flipping the bird at the Supreme Court.

 

How might this be “flipping the bird”, as your author has stated, you ask? Ah. Well, if you take your history lessons seriously, you’ll recall that the Supreme Court established the Separation of Church and State. The term originated in the courts and Santorum would like to shove the whole kit-and-kaboodle off a cliff.

 

Santorum seems to be under the impression that when Kennedy said that he didn’t want the President’s religion to concern the public, he meant “government crush religion!” I’m really at a loss here. You see, the point is not that you, as a citizen are not allowed to be religious, or even to let religion influence your daily decisions; the rule is that the government can’t do that.

 

So, to (thankfully) ex-Senator Santorum (may-you-never-be-Preisdent-of-this/my-country), I offer you our most hearty bras d’honneur: Bite me!

 

*howls* HoH

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