Good news, kiddies! Not only are bell bottoms fashionable again, but COINTELPRO is back, too.
This time it’s called the Minerva Initiative and it’s being run by the Department of Defense. They’re using university academics to learn how to manipulate civilian activists, neutralize protesters, and subvert perceived troublemakers.
But there is a silver lining to this thing: we’ll be able to use the techniques developed by the Minerva Initiative to put the tea party out of business.
See also the Report from Iron Mountain