Former congressman Anthony “Crotch Shot” Weiner is planning to run for mayor of New York.

He could have attempted a comeback by running for his old congressional seat but probably figured his old constituents had had enough of him. He could have attempted a comeback by running for his old council seat but probably figured his old constituents had had enough of him there, too.

Maybe he thinks there are no legislators from Brooklyn that need replacing, so he has set his sights on the Second Toughest Job in America.

Or maybe he can just Bite Me.

Redemption? Anthony Weiner Mulls Possible Jump Into Mayor’s Race: NYT Magazine | New York Daily News.