ALIENS BACK SANTORUM!

According to the Weekly World News, the world’s only reliable news source (How do we know that? Because they told us so. And they wouldn’t lie to us, because they’re the world’s only reliable news source.), aliens from the planet Zeeba are throwing their support behind Rick Santorum.

“The Zeebans feel that Rick Santorum has what it takes to lead the United States, and therefore, the whole planet.  The Zeebans are pro-family, pro-gun (but only laser guns for self protection) and anti-abortion (it’s illegal on Planet Zeeba to harm ANY lifeform),” Dr. Susan Begley, of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials, told WWN.  ”They also don’t believe in marriage between two of the same alien genders. They think that it would ultimately lead to the end of a species.”

ALIENS BACK SANTORUM | Weekly World News.

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