When linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo announced his support for legalization of gay marriage, Maryland state legislator Emmett C. Burns Jr. urged Ayanbadejo’s employer to “inhibit such expressions from your employee.” Whereupon Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe gave Burns one upside the head.

You’ve got to read Klume’s whole letter: “They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster”: Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage To The Politician Who Is Offended By An NFL Player Supporting It.

Thanks to MrMild for bringing this to our attention. And we hereby nominate Mr Kluwe for Honorary Bitemaster. Yowza!