The Bitemaster is running for NY State Attorney General!

The Bitemaster is running for NY State Attorney General!

Here’s my entire platform:

I’ll do the media appearances and leave the lawyering to Barbara Underwood, Preet Bharara and Elliot Spitzer.


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  1. At 9:00 am YAKT, BITEME.ME issued the following press release:

    This morning, Jerome Biteman, editor of the BITEME.ME blog, announced that he is withdrawing from the race for New York State Attorney General. Mr. Biteman said, “After a long talk with legendary photographer and political insider Michael Brochstein, I have decided that it is best for New York if I discontinue my campaign. Mr. Brochstein pointed out — rightly, I’m afraid — that the thousands of votes I would attract would not be sufficient to win, and I would be in the unenviable position of spoiler much like Ralph Nader or Jill Stein.”

    Mr. Biteman continued, “I would like to thank the many people who, in the brief time I was running, flocked to my support with both donations and words of encouragement. And to all the volunteers who put in countless hours knocking on doors, making phone calls, and staffing literature tables at the malls and bus stops — I promise you that I will be there fighting alongside you for the values that we share and believe in. Your dedication has truly been an inspiration to me. Thank you for all you have done.”

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