We have seen the future . . . and you’re gonna get screwed
‘As state courts across the nation prepare to referee numerous public pension reform disputes, a gaggle of interested parties — from major corporations to the Koch brothers — will next week sponsor an expenses-paid conference on public pension reform for judges who may decide the cases’ fates.’
One can easily imagine the seminar topics that attendees will be able to choose from:
- Public employees sucking from the taxpayers’ teat
- Pension reform as a defense against reconquista
- Protect your pension by screwing your court officers
- Sharia Law and Pensions: How Barak al-Hussein ibn Obama is using the Quran to take over America
- How to infer data from more than one anecdote of pension cheating
- Black “Pension Queens” drive BMWs while you have to work for your money
- Pensions as a method of income redistribution
Nothing gives me the creeps like the prospect of the Koch Bros. helping judges better understand public employee pension reform.