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Dear Bitemaster: Where can I go and shoot off my pistol in a church without getting in trouble?

Answer: Get thee to the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament in Altoona, PA. But keep in mind that

  1. The gun must be legal
  2. You must try to hide the gun after you fire it
  3. You must fire immediately before or after genuflecting.

Legal gun owner shoots self kneeling at Easter Mass and hides weapon — but no charges filed.

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