Someone told state legislators in Kansas that they were in danger of being taken over by Sharia law. Like that could happen in a legislature where Republicans hold a supermajority in both houses. But the Kansans got suckered good and have passed a law to ban Sharia in their state. Someone should tell them about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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