America’s Finest News Source, the Onion, quotes Michigan resident Dan Banks: “So, when [Santorum] said that Satan was currently attacking the United States, he meant exactly that. Satan, the devil himself, is attacking the United States. Rick Santorum believes this is a real thing that is actually happening. I…wow. Just wow.”
I admit it — nothing I write even approaches the hard-hitting journalism of the Onion.
Found at the Santorum blog.