Trump has been attacking Germany and Chancellor Angela Merkel since before he took office. Yet Merkel’s responses have been unnecessarily tame. She should have consulted me.
I have been drinking deeply from the bescumbered river of Trump’s tweets and can state with authority that the following riposte would get his attention:
I slept with Melania and she said that your dick is so small that she needed a magnifying glass to find it, but it didn’t matter since it’s been years since you could get it up.
Source: Ex-NATO Amb. Burns: Trump insults distract from Germany-Russia issue
Thanks to Novobatzky and Shea’s Depraved English, Maledicta, and Jeremy Sherman.
- What will you do to Robert Mueller after you fire him?
- Do you plan to sleep with any more porn stars?
- What’s the best part of being Commander in Chief of the world’s strongest army?
- Why don’t you just lock up Crooked Hillary?
- Will you grant yourself a pardon?
- In the war between Amazon and Walmart, which side are you on?
- Which country has spent the most at Mar-a-Lago since you became President?
Hat-tip to “Stuttering” John Melendez!