Zeb [spying a card game]: Is this a game of chance?
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Not the way I play it, no.
It’s the same when you play against the house in Atlantic City. In 2012, 14 mini-baccarat players won $1.5 million between them thanks to the Golden Nugget mistakenly using unshuffled decks (oops!). What did the casino do? They sued the players and — hold your breath — they won! Yup, the gamblers have to pay back their winnings.