Daniel E. Musso Sr., 54, of East Kingston, New Hampshire, who wants to get back to the “original Constitution,” was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday after he purchased grenades from an undercover agent, telling him he had another $200,000 on hand to buy C-4 explosives and “rocket-type stuff.”
Here at the Biteme International Headquarters and Hot Dog Emporium, we love the idea of returning to the original constitution. Just think of it:
- We can own slaves!
- No more pesky women voters!
- No more income tax!
- But poll taxes are back!
- No more Interstate Highways!
- And the return of the privately owned toll road!
- No more Pure Food and Drug Act!
- No more Sherman Antitrust Act!
- No more child labor laws!
- No more Environmental Protection Agency!
- No more direct voting for Senate!
- No more Second Amendment!
And, finally, my personal favorite:
- Unlimited presidential terms for Obama!