Former mayoral  candidate Joe Lhota now working as day-laborer

How the mighty have fallen. Joseph Lhota, who lost to Bill de Blasio in the 2013 mayoral election is now working as a day-laborer for the New York State MTA.

When asked where they located Lhota, Veronique Hakim, the agency’s managing director, said, “We just drove up to the local hardware store. Out front, there was the usual gaggle of people looking for per diem work. One of my staffers asked,  ‘¿Quién tiene experiencia en el transporte?’ A well dressed man answered, ‘¡Tengo experiencia, señor!’

“We told him to get in the van,” Hakim continued. “He proceeded to open his backpack and pull out a pair of wing tips, an iPad, and an American Express Platinum card. We knew right away that he was just the kind of person we were looking for.”

Source: Group wants MTA boss Joe Lhota probed over lobbying | New York Post

Anthony Weiner has lost his mind

Former congressman Anthony “Crotch Shot” Weiner is planning to run for mayor of New York.

He could have attempted a comeback by running for his old congressional seat but probably figured his old constituents had had enough of him. He could have attempted a comeback by running for his old council seat but probably figured his old constituents had had enough of him there, too.

Maybe he thinks there are no legislators from Brooklyn that need replacing, so he has set his sights on the Second Toughest Job in America.

Or maybe he can just Bite Me.

Redemption? Anthony Weiner Mulls Possible Jump Into Mayor’s Race: NYT Magazine | New York Daily News.