Doubling down on his recent swiftboating of Sen. John McCain, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump charged that McCain is “out of step” with the leadership of the Republican party which is entirely made up of armchair hawks who never served in the military. “Would you want a President too dumb to get out of the draft?” asked Trump. He continued, “I’m the greatest American hero ever. I’m rich, I’m famous, I bang great-looking broads. I’m everything you want to be. That’s why I’ll make the best President since Ben Franklin!”
Ok, so I made this up. But let’s be honest — are you positive that Trump didn’t say it?
Source: What Donald Trump was up to while John McCain was a prisoner of war
Besides. I’ve seen Hogan’s Heroes — POW camps aren’t so bad.
According to Zach Abramowitz, the recent New York Times article about Trump banging beautiful babes will boost Trump’s poll numbers. Because every red-blooded American male (and quite a few females) would like to be doing the same thing.