How to improve NYC schools

Well, it’s that season again, where we struggle to understand what’s wrong with our schools, both in New York and nationally.

The Bitemaster first became interested in education policy by reading Fred and Grace Hechinger in The New York Times. More recently, the Bitemaster put forth his education manifesto and mocked Bloomberg’s education failures.

So where do we stand today?

Mayor De Blasio did hire Carmen Fariña, who was an outstanding school principal. But neither De Blasio nor Fariña know what they’re doing; they have no concept of the big picture. So it devolves to the Bitemaster to fix that.

  1. A school system of a million students cannot be run as a federation of little fiefdoms.
  2. It needs process control of the kind that industrial engineers design.
  3. It needs a clear definition of the kind of output the system should generate. E.g., what skills should a student demonstrate in order to be granted a high school diploma?
  4. It needs rigorous measurement (i.e., testing).

That’s the big picture. Now for some of the lesser items:

  • Parents don’t know much about education but have strong feelings anyway. We’ll need some political genius to convince parents to buy into a system where they will have no input.
  • Charter schools cannot scale up to a system that educates 1,000,000 children. Charter schools are divisive and a distraction.
  • Money is not the main problem. Bloomberg doubled the schools budget with no appreciable improvement.
  • Teachers are not the problem. There is no research demonstrating that NYC teachers are any worse than teachers elsewhere in the country.
  • Kids are not all the same. We need accelerated tracks for some children, remedial tracks for others, and vocational tracks for those who don’t have the aptitude for academics.

Now that the Bitemaster has explained it all to you, read what Newsweek wrote about The Best Schools In The World

Chicago public schools could follow Greece down the toilet

This month’s scramble by Chicago school officials to find enough cash to pay the bills is the result of “an appalling situation” years in the making — a cascading financial crisis that could hit classrooms this fall when nearly 400,000 kids return to school.

For years, the Chicago school system has been paying the bills on a hope and a prayer. Now it’s time to pay the piper. They don’t have the dough to pay what they owe to the teachers’ pension fund. Their creditworthiness has been downgraded to “junk” status. They lost over $100 million on a series of complex interest-rate gambles engineered by their former COO, David Vitale, who  previously — you’re gonna love this — served as Vice Chairman at Bank One Corp.

Unless Mayor Rahm Emanuel can squeeze some aid out of the state government, things look bleak for his school system.

Source: Chicago Public Schools faces cash crunch now, possible crisis in the fall

Idaho Republicans want public schools to use the Bible as a science and law textbook

Here is the language, in pertinent part:

Be it further resolved, that the Idaho County Republican Central Committee encourages the Idaho legislature to draft and support a bill stating that the Bible is expressly permitted to be used in Idaho public schools for reference purposes to further the study of literature, comparative religion, English and foreign languages, U.S. and world history, comparative government, law, philosophy, ethics, astronomy, biology, world geography, archaeology, music, sociology, and other topics of study where an understanding of the Bible may be useful or relevant.

It’s odd that the good burghers of Idaho left mathematics off their list. After all, 1 Kings 7:23 definitively gives the value of pi as 3. None of that bullshit “trillion digits of pi.” Ignoring the Bible on that would be irrational.

Source: Idaho Republicans: Public schools should use the Bible as a science and law textbook

Even jerks are protected by the First Amendment

A group of students at McGuffey High School in Claysville, PA, held an “Anti-Gay Day” protest at school, apparently in response to the “Day of Silence” sponsored by the school’s Gay-Straight Alliance.

The anti-gays wore flannel shirts and wrote “anti-gay” and drew crosses on the backs of their hands. That seems like protected speech to me.

But there are also claims that intimidating flyers were put on the lockers of gay students and that someone circulated a “lynch list” (whatever that means). That strikes me as bordering on assault.

Everybody seems to be joining the fray, from Sue Kerr of the Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents to Tim Wildmon of the  American Family Association. And so has your Bitemaster.

Pa. high schoolers dress up for ‘Anti-Gay Day’ – NY Daily News.

And see Students At Pennsylvania’s McGuffey High School Organize ‘Anti-Gay Day’ And Allegedly Target LGBT Classmates

Cf: In College and Hiding From Scary Ideas: Universities, rather than being forums for free expression, are encouraging “safe spaces” to protect delicate sensibilities: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/22/opinion/sunday/judith-shulevitz-hiding-from-scary-ideas.html?ref=opinion&_r=1

Assholes hold convention in Cumberland County, Pennsylvania

By RV, covered wagon, and tricked-out limo, assholes from all over Pennsylvania are flocking to Cumberland County to listen to asshole speakers, attend asshole symposiums, and check out the booths of asshole vendors.

Attendees are expected to include the student who wouldn’t stand for the Pledge of Allegiance, the atheist association that jumped on the publicity bandwagon, the school nurse who wouldn’t provide medical treatment to the offending student, and the clueless guidance counselor.

At least the Carlisle Area School District hasn’t said anything stupid yet.

Atheists slam school nurse for refusing to treat student who won’t stand for Pledge of Allegiance.

Pat McElraft wants to make sure the doctor who performs your abortion doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing

North Carolina state Rep. Pat McElraft is sponsoring legislation that will prevent medical schools in the state from training doctors in how to perform abortions.

You’re thinking “Who cares? I’m not stuck in the fetid swamp known as the Tar Heel State.” But it does matter, since the University of North Carolina is one of the country’s top five OB-GYN residency programs, so there’s a fair chance your OB-GYN trained there.

Oh well, it’s back to the coat hanger. Only this time, it will be wielded by an actual M.D.

Abortion Opponents Are Quietly Going After One Of The Top Medical Schools In The Country | ThinkProgress.

Private industry has done such a swell job running the prisons, so why not give them a shot at our schools?

Colin Woodard at the Portland Press Herald exposes the effect that money and influence from big education firms is having on state educational policy. (Spoiler: the effect ain’t good.)

Special Report: The profit motive behind virtual schools in Maine – The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram.

Big push for NYS to fund religious schools

The Education Investment Tax Credit Bill is designed to send public tax dollars to parochial schools. The bill has huge Catholic support as well as support from Orthodox Jewish organizations. Governor Cuomo didn’t back the bill during the Spring budget negotiations but, now that he’s in full campaign mode, he’s promised to push for passage of the Education Investment Tax Credit Bill “as a matter of justice.”

Hey, Cuomo: Bite me!

Columnist eviscerates recent teacher-tenure lawsuit

On August 28, 2014, the California Superior Court for the County of Los Angeles issued its final judgment in Vergara v. California, striking down the teacher tenure protections of the California Education Code as unconstitutional.

All the anti-union voices — as well as many idiot liberals — hailed the decision as a great victory for students. It was not.

Richard D. Kahlenberg wrote in Slate:

Reforming (or gutting) tenure laws might make it easier to weed out bad teachers, but it does nothing to address the underlying ability of segregated schools to attract and retain strong teachers. As a result, even if tenure reform is successful, there is little reason to think new teachers hired in high-poverty schools will be much better.

In fact, we know of no evidence that firing bad teachers improves student performance. Our own research suggests that breaking the unions (and that’s what Vergara v. California is really about) has no effect at all on educational outcome.

To read the evisceration promised above, read Joe Patrice’s column at AboveTheLaw.