Anti-Trump demonstrators rock St. Louis and Chicago

Donald Trump’s divisive hate tour exploded in violence Friday with a bloody stop in St. Louis and chaos in Chicago.

“Americans are finally seeing Trump for the what he is: a Falangist dedicated to overturning American democracy. We will meet him at every public event and turn him away,” said Vidal Sassoon, one of the anti-Trump leaders.

Source: Donald Trump rallies in St. Louis, Chicago lead to violence

Biteme announces Presidential endorsement

LAKE BAIKAL, RUSSIAN FEDERATION — Mar 4, 2016:  This morning, Rudolfo Biteme, Chairman and CEO of the Biteme Media Group, announced that Biteme, the world’s finest news source that nobody reads, is endorsing Donald John Trump for President of the United States. Mr. Biteme said, “Donald Trump embodies the Biteme values of maximum bluster and minimum facts that have guided my entire media career. He also has a very big penis.”

Source: GOP candidates clash in debate, attack Trump’s credentials

Correction: Biteme neglected to to mention that a related entity, the Biteme Gazette, had already endorsed Trump for President. We regret the error.